RUST, Alphie’s middle name. What rusts the most? Hard to say, the nominees are numerous, but a
top contender is the windshield (uh, make that wind screen) frame. I have three, one from Alphie and one from the
Organ Donor, both of which, if not unrepairable, are damn close. Fortunately, my Sunbeam benefactor, Bob, gave
me a reasonably rusty one he amputated from a parts car somewhere.
Rusty, but there. The threads are too far gone to hold the frame in place |
The “bolts” that secure it to the
dash (there are seven) are often rusted beyond repair as they are on the frames
from Alphie and the Organ Donor. They
are still there on Bob’s frame, but the threads are so rusted on four of them,
they probably wouldn’t secure the wind screen to the body. At first glance they look to be the same
size, but that would be too easy.
The rearward two are 5/16” 24, fine
thread, of course. Lowes, Home Depot,
Ace Hardware and any place not online have never heard of 5/16 fine thread, so
I had to scavenge two from my pile of Sunbeam spares. I found exactly two that were long enough. At some point, I will discover where these
two went and will have to order them from Bolt Depot.com, but that’s a problem
for future me.
The forward two bolts are ¼” 32 fine
thread, which are plentiful on Alpines so they were easy to find. Okay, two problems: First, the threads don’t
run far enough up the shoulder and will need some more cut. Second, the hex heads are too big to fit into
the hole on Alphie’s body, so they will have to be trimmed down. And third, (there’s always at least one more
problem), if I just weld them into the spots where I ground off the rusted
ones, they will inevitably not line up.
Problem One: Easy, dig out the 5/16” and ¼” fine thread dies
and go to town.
Die cut extra threads plus the Sunbeam Specialties gizmos |
Problem Two: Sinch up the bolts in the drill press (pillar
drill for those in the Commonwealth) and file down the lobes of the hex
head. Nice, rounded heads. Next, check to see if they will now fit into
the holes in Alphie’s dash (or scuttle, I supposed is more accurate).
Extra threads, Sunbeam Specialties gizmos and rounded heads |
Close up of new bolts with the Sunbeam Specialties gizmo in place |
The rounded heads have to fit into these holes in the scuttle |
By the way, don’t drop the frame,
the newly welded bolts will jump right off.
How do I know that, you ask…
Problem Four: Yeah, they just keep coming! On the top rail of the frame, there are three
threaded inserts that hold the soft and hard top roofs in place and one in the
middle that anchors the rearview and sun visors. They have a few millimeters of play providing
some adjustment, meaning the threaded inserts are free inside the frame, held
in place by a thin piece of sheet metal that prevents them from falling down
the innards of the frame. AND they are
made of untreated steel.
Top rail of the frame with the three inserts removed, rethreaded and ready to go back in |
Three more guesses – one of the
inserts steadfastly refused to give up its sheared stubs. I had to find a piece of metal to reproduce
that insert. The others came out
cleanly, but I rethreaded all of them to #10 so that I had solid threads in
each insert.
Next, I returned them to the frame,
held them in place with screws and got down to welding up the cuts and rust-through
in the frame. I had to make one new
gizmo that holds the insert in place inside the frame, see the pic above (left side).
The rest is sanding to metal and JB
Welding a couple of places to cover welds and pin holes.
Back in place, like new! |
The slant of the frame matches the slant of the quarter window, without adjustment |
The inside of the windscreen frame
is body color and visible inside the finished interior, so it gets the detail
finishing that the rest of the body gets.
4 comments:
Thankfully I'm a series 1 so the windscreen frame is rust free , nice door to screen line up
These little cars test one's ingenuity! I've been busy working out dents lately - hard to get pictures that show much, but I'll get a blog page about it soon. Thanks!
Hi John i've been thinking about the bonnet/ hood pins and remembered seeing a picture on Facebook of an Alpine that had a stack in an intersection and the hood had popped out of the centre catch and basically gone through the windscreen which may be a reason the PO fitted them for the added safety in this scenario , I should work more and think less 😜
The infamous guillotine hood... Cars are much safer than they were back in the day and many cars experienced frontal wrecks that caused the hood to shoot through the windshield. Perhaps front hinged hoods were more susceptible to it and, I suppose, the hood pins would have prevented it from happening.
Should all of us cut holes for hood pins in our Alpines? I don’t think so. It was a rare accident that ended in a guillotine hood, and we run risks driving 60 year old cars, everything from no air bags, to seat belts that were the manufacturer’s afterthought, to steering columns that became spears in front end collisions, not to mention dodgy single master cylinder brake systems...
Should you think less and work more? Not sure, but I know that “operate at your own risk” is the mantra for idiots who drive old cars. You know, people like us.
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