Friday, June 30, 2023

Page Forty - Alphie's Brodie

 

Did you have to look it up?  Try “battle bowler,” “dishpan hat” or “doughboy hat.”

What else must be painted body color?  The hard top, and don’t you prefer the fit and feel of the hard top over the soft top?  Alpines just look better sporting a hard hat.

Fortunately, and unlike most things belonging to Alphie, the hard top is in grand nick.  A small ding where something fell and hit him in the eyebrow and a couple of other small dings, but the rust is minimal.  I again upset some rodent housing inside the C pillars, where the building material and pee rusted through in two spots on the inside.

The before shots - rear window is a bit hazy

The interior isn't bad for 60 years, even if a bit mousy
First the teardown.  The rubber seals had petrified (per always) and a couple of the screws holding the B pillar clamps to the top where rusted and had to be drilled out, but teardown was fairly easy.

C Pillar, driver's side view of the rodent home.
BTW, all the black will be blue and visible when it's done.
I dulled a few razor blades scraping off the old paint.  Sounds harsh, but the paint flakes off easily when you hold the blade at the correct angle, saves tons of sandpaper, elbow grease and dust.  Next, a quick sand down with the random orbital, and we have clean metal to mend.

Maybe the paint came off too easily.  I'll take it
I pulled the eyebrow ding with the stud welder, but managed to pull out a plug-o-metal when I gave it a hefty tug with the slide-hammer.  Had to weld that up.

As for the rodent residences, I cut out the flimsy rusty stuff with the grinder and made file-folder templates of the holes.  Traced the templates onto Lowes sheet metal, cut them out on the bandsaw, and got out the MIG machine.  These were both small patches and only required a few trips to the belt sander to get the fit.

After eviction - driver's side

Passenger's side - I also etch primed the other side.

NOTE: And this seems overly obvious, but don’t try to push down an unruly side of the patch after just welding three of the four sides with a bare finger.  I know, but it burns like a mother and leaves an embarrassing blister on the tip of your pointer.  Small lessons that dumb people must learn.

Patched!

Ditto, passenger's side
Holding your pointer out so that it doesn’t touch anything, grind down the welds and smear some JB Weld as filler and presto, clean repair.  Interestingly, I looked through many Googled pics of Alpine rear seats with hard tops installed, which turned out to be about four, to see what part of the hard top’s metal is visible.  Turns out, the bottom quarter of the C pillar where the rear quarter window’s toggle clamp (yep, called “toggle clamps,” looked it up) attaches to the C pillar is exposed, so my patches will show when all is done.

Welds ground, JB Weld filled, but still
have some pin holes to fix

Not my best pick but passenger's side done.
There were a couple of cracks in the hard top at the rear base where it mates with the body that needed some MIGging too.

Some more pics

See the little clips holding the headliner at the edge? 
They shoot off - don't lose them
Alphie took a shot to the eyebrow at some point.
(Push the rain gutter trim off from the underside. 
Be careful not to bend it.)

Eyebrow and assorted dings, sorted!
Hold it - not fnished yet!
What else will need to be body color?  When I head to the painter, it will matter.